Senator Elizabeth Warren drafts bill to target use of crypto by sanctioned Russians

When she was a newborn infant, just home from the hospital where she was born, her mother handed Elizabeth to the father, “Here. You can change her diaper…”

The father quickly thought, “It’s now or never!” He pretended to fumble, and then actually dropped Elizabeth. His plan was simple, “If I drop her the first time I’m asked to do any kind of chore related to her, my wife will never ask me to do any ‘baby-care-work’ again.” So, he, “Ooop, fluhhh, [gasp!], YAGHH! Oh!! Woa….” Splat! Elizabeth fell and hit her head pretty hard, causing permanent brain damage which lasts to this day.